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limitations (part 2)
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#soooo a little bit of bg context to fill in some gaps#simon is currently being 'contained' within this chamber but it's only because he wants to. his shadows could tear it apart in seconds if h#but right now he's basically just waiting for judgement.#as a wraith#simon does get hungry and need to sleep#but he can go for far longer than the average human can without them.#price is wearing a shoulder brace to alleviate the weight imbalance from the loss of his wing#it's basically just so he's not constantly listing to his left#captain john price#kate laswell#simon ghost riley#monster 141 au#giragi art
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Y'know the longer those "stereotypical transmasc names" lists get the more I think we aren't actually all uncreative losers who pick from a limited list. Like maybe you guys are just being mean.
#“all transmascs have the same names lol” *lists like 30 names with more diversity than the average highschool class*#like maybe that's a normal amount of names guys#meanwhile there were so many haleys and kayleighs and taylees in my highschool I couldn't keep track of them#trans#transgender#trans man#trans guy#transmasc#trans names#my name is never on those lists either#so
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crazy how the sanshee plush is one of the few actual direct confirmations on what a non-act 2 Natsuki’s home life is like because of how cagey she is on literally everything. Like this isn’t anything surprising or something you wouldn’t be able to extrapolate from the games but unlike everything else we know about her the implications are right there on the tin.
They literally did the character bio trope where where all the likes are normal but the dislikes are about their very specific trauma it’s just so funny they did that on the plushie card
#the thing is the rest of the bios are mostly normal it’s just this one with the yellong part why did they do that#idk if I’m stupid or forgot the yelling thing being shown directly in a non-act 2 context but I at least appreciate the confirmation#since I might just be mixing up fanon and canon considering 90% of what we know with Natsuki’s whole deal is interpolated from small tidbits#but like trying to understand anything about non act 2 Natsuki’s background is so funny because she doesn’t like to talk about anything#so all we know about her home life is by comparing her to act 2 and the secret poem plus psychoanalysing her thoughts and actions#is like the secret poem says Monika definitely made her dad worse but the problem is we don’t know how much#anyways and for all we know her dad could range from somewhat average dad to should be put on a watch list#and sometimes there’s dialogue like the one in self love about Natsuki worrying about her friends retaliation#and it’s probably meant to act as a confirmation to whether there’s physical abuse considering how out of left field the question is#but like it could be interpreted either way so it’s basically just Schrödinger’s physical abuse for no reason#I’m not criticizing or anything I think the characters being able to hold secrets is cool and ambiguity is awesome#and the choice to keep the ambiguous is intentional since the characters only share what their comfortable with#but I just need to vent about that one line in self love ok#like idk if I’m just stupid but there’s multiple interpretations but it’s seemingly both a decomfirmation and confirmation#idk it’s weird but her dad yelling at her enough to make it one of her dislikes is at least something in terms of actual evidence#damn it I put a paragraph in the tags again I’m sorry gang I’m not moving it#ddlc#doki doki literature club#tempestmothtalk
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So I've been wondering about one particuar point on the "Jiang Cheng marriage recquirement" list and it's the one about low cultivation.
Now on its face, except for the "must be nice to jin ling" point, the whole thing just looks like the most standard list of "ideal wife characteristics under a patriarchal society." naturally beautiful, graceful and obedient, coming from a good family, voice not too loud, etc. This leads to either the interpretation that jiang cheng really wants that (doubt dot png) or just... put all the most stereotypical things on a list even though that's not what he really wants.
In that context "cultivation must not be too high" sounds like a typical "men are scared of women who are smarter/stronger" thing. you know, the dudes who feel 'intimidated' when their wife or girlfriend makes more money than them.
...Except wasn't Yanli openly mocked for her low cultivation? Like, wasn't one of the reasons Jin Zixuan was such an ass to her initially because he shallowly assumed her lower cultivation made her an unworthy marriage candidate? Jin Guangshan may hate women who can read but society overal doesn't give the impression that high cultivation in women is seen as something undesirable. I mean... a wife that never looks like she's over 20 even as she starts aging? yeah I have no problem believing a misogynistic society is okay with high cultivation.
So if it's not there just to fit the stereotypical standard of an ideal wife...
Jiang Cheng, are you just describing your sister?
LIke?? Every single point on this list applies to Yanli. All of them. I don't mean this in a freudian incest-y way but in a "jiang cheng are you so unaware of what you want in a partner you just took the only woman you've had an unambiguously good relationship with and hoped no one would notice???" way. Does he know the difference in what you should like about your sister and what you should like in a spouse? Is he even aware he's doing this? Jiang Cheng answer meeeee.
#mdzs#jiang cheng#mdzs headcanons#mdzs meta#you can take this headcanon so many places#is he like this because he's gay? aro? actually attracted to women but too emotionally stunted to know what he even wants?#in cql canon the whole list imo becomes about wen qing#in a 'i'm still not over my dead not-girlfriend so all my recquirements are for someone extremely unlike her' way#is it self-sabotage? trying to avoid being reminded of her? who knows!#but in novel canon chengqing's not real so there it's about yanli#i mean the list isn't even IN the novel so depending on whether you consider word of god canon or not it doesn't even exist there#but it's so fun to play with#also i know in novel canon yani is described as at best 'above average' looks wise#but are YOU gonna tell one of her brothers she's not the most beautiful woman in the world?#i don't think so
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Spin the wheel of S-classes characters and pick an option:
you may reroll if you don't recognise your result at all since there isn't a good character-list I know of, but otherwise you will have to live with your luck. Or kill them.
#sctir#the s classes that i raised#tsctir#s classes that i raised#polls#han yoojin#sung hyunjae#song taewon#I'm not going to list all the characters because I am neither that evil nor that diligent#I tried to pick an choose characters the average english reader would at least have heard about#did I do a good job? debatable!#I just spun the wheel and got stw so obviously I will marry him <3
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ok friends. let’s bring back fic rec lists. by team or by pairing or by au i don’t care i think it’s time.
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Give me Sonic Neurodivergency Headcanons
Any and all Sonic characters accepted and demanded.
Note: I'm tagging a few neurotypes, but if you have any ND headcanons that I did not tag, please share.
#SCREAMING AT MYSELF TO POST THIS SILLY THING TO FEED MYSELF WHY DO WE HESITATE AND ANXIETY I'M INTERESTED AND I WANT MUNCH#i do not claim to be an expert on neurodivergency my education on the subject is commonplace/average#i'm just tagging the google results when i typed in “list of neurodivergent conditions” so#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#sth#sonicthehedgehog#sonic fandom#sonic series#sonic au#sonic headcanons#neurodivergency#neurodivergent#audhd#autism#neurodivergence#neurodiversity#autistic#adhd#dyscalculia#learning disability#tourette syndrome#tourettes#dyspraxia#ocd#obsessive compulsive disorder#down syndrome#hyperlexia#irlen syndrome#anxiety
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Saw a template like this somewhere, however Valka fit too many categories so I took matters into my own hands.
#i wasn't gonna include any dragons but red death is the one exception#honestly i don't really have fave httyd characters besides valka and stoick?#i have mostly “i like you slightly more than the average character”#also gobber might be somewhere on this list but i had no idea what category he'd be#valka#valka haddock#stoick the vast#red death#dagur the deranged#grimmel the grisly#griselda the grievous#httyd#httyd 2#httyd 3#how to train your dragon#rtte#race to the edge#if this fandom had more than five people active I'd get gutted for some of these choices
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to the person who just sent the ask calling me a strange esoteric god of knowledge (i am keeping the ask as a pet): thanks its my uber autism powers
#thank u for the praise you see#i am simply abnormal#i used to be like this with percy jackson too its so funny#then animal jam lore before that#my world is three distinct special interests#animal jam (7-11)#percy jackson (12-16)#mechanisms (16-to now)#i could litterally rattle off every single fact about animal jam lore. so much of it is lost media now btw#and with percy jackson i was at a point where i could tell you the page number in any given book for the important scenes and list every#character ever mentioned#and facts about them#so honestly me doing this is average behavior for me?? i guess i always need to be absolutely bonkers knowlegeable about some random subjec#and yes i am going into library science
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✨ 2023 monster girl + tv tropes of the week 19/52
regina mills
“You said I could let go of the anger that was weighing me down. And suddenly it felt like without it, I would just... float away. That anger was all I had. What would I be without it?”
#outatedit#reginamillsedit#ouat#regina mills#evil queen#once upon a time#lana parrilla#*my edit#*gifs#monstergirls2023#almost caught up with myself on this list! and we got some obvious choices out of the way#and because i know people will comment on it:#yes heterosexual life-partners is a very funny trope and yes it is inherently gay#i also don't care that lana parrilla is of average height regina IS tall dark and snarky i will not be debating this
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Ok I’ll be honest with you I don’t subscribe to the idea that the postal dudes are 6 foot and above, I think they should all be shortstacks
Make the tallest of them be 5’8 or something, make the shortest 5’3. Make him have to look up at everyone.
This is how the earth can heal
#postal game#postal dude#cybers texts#will this post get me blocked by all the postal fans on tumblr? lets see#this is mainly a joke btw I am not serious#I just think it’d be funny if he was short#add that onto the list of reasons why he went postal#I think the tallest dude should be p3 and the shortest p2#or movie dude maybe#wait no movie dude is smack in the middle#like barely reaching average American man height#no I do not care about the logistics of this I’m trying to be funny
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Ok so these are the records I kept for the first two videos of each series NSAF is doing for their first week:
RWBY Trailers:
-12 hrs 17k views/24 hrs 22k/36 hrs 26k/48 hrs 28k/60 hrs 31k/72 hrs 32k/84 hrs 35k/96 hrs 37k/108 hrs 39k/120 hrs 41k/132 hrs 43k/144 hrs 45k/156 hrs 46k
-36 hrs 4.8k likes/48 hrs 5.1k/60hrs 5.5k/72 hrs 5.6k/84 hrs 5.8k/96 hrs 6.1k/108 hrs 6.4k/120 hrs 6.6k/132 hrs 6.9/144 hrs 7k/156 hrs 7.2k
-36 hrs 1.9k coms/48 hrs 2k/60 hrs 2.1k/72 hrs 2.1k/84 hrs 2.2k/96 hrs 2.3k/108 hrs 2.3k/120 hrs 2.4k/132 hrs 2.4k/144 hrs 2.5k/156 hrs 2.5k
Ep 1-3:
-12 hrs 20k views/24 hrs 25k/36 hrs 28k/48 hrs 29k/60 hrs NA/72 hrs 32k/84 hrs 33k/96 hrs 34k/108 hrs 35k/120 hrs 36k/132 hrs 37k/144 hrs 37k/156 hrs 38k
-12 hrs 4k likes/24 hrs 4.6k/36 hrs 4.8k/48 hrs 4.9k/60 hrs NA/72 hrs 5.2k/84 hrs 5.3k/96 hrs 5.3k/108 hrs 5.4k/120 hrs 5.4k/132 hrs 5.5k/144 hrs 5.5k/156 hrs 5.5k
-12 hrs 1k coms/24 hrs 1.1k/36 hrs 1.2k/48 hrs 1.2k/60 hrs NA/72 hrs 1.3k/84 hrs 1.3k/96 hrs 1.3k/108 hrs 1.4k/120 hrs 1.4k/132 hrs 1.4k/144 hrs 1.4k/156 hrs 1.4k
Vo/x:
-12 hrs 13k views/24 hrs 16k/36 hrs 20k/48 hrs 22k/60 hrs 23k/72 hrs 25k/84 hrs 30k/96 hrs 33k/108 hrs 38k/120 hrs 42k/132 hrs 45k/144 hrs 45k/156 hrs 46k
-12 hrs 3.2k likes/24 hrs 3.6k/36 hrs 4.1k/48hrs 4.3k/60 hrs 4.5k/72 hrs 4.9k/84 hrs 5.6/96 hrs 6k/108 hrs 6.5k/120 hrs 6.9k/132 hrs 7.2/144 hrs 7.3/156 hrs 7.4k
-12 hrs 669 coms/24 hrs 747/36 hrs 879/48 hrs 917/60 hrs 951/72 hrs 1k/84 hrs 1k/96 hrs 1.1k/108 hrs 1.1k/120 hrs 1.2k/132 hrs 1.2k/144 hrs 1.2k/156 hrs 1.2k
Ep 2
-12 hrs 14k views/24 hrs 18k/36 hrs 21k/48 hrs 22k/60 hrs 23k/72 hrs 24k/84 hrs 25k/96 hrs 26k/108 hrs 27k/120 hrs 28k/132 hrs 28k/144 hrs 29k/156 hrs 29k
-12 hrs 2.8k likes/24 hrs 3.3k/36 hrs 3.6k/48 hrs 3.7k/60 hrs 3.9k/72 hrs 3.9k/84 hrs 4.1k/96 hrs 4.1k/108 hrs 4.2k/120 hrs 4.3k/132 hrs 4.3k/144 hrs 4.4k/156 hrs 4.4k
-12 hrs 492 coms/24 hrs 557/36 hrs 582/48 hrs 599/60 hrs 617/72 hrs 630/84 hrs 637/96 hrs 647/108 hrs 653/120 hrs 659/132 hrs 659/144 hrs 662/156 hrs 665
Make of this what you will.
#rwby#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#ruby rose#weiss schnee#greenlight volume 10#greenlightvolume10#nsaf#not so average fangirl#I swear I just like making lists man
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Who do you think are the most OP members of the FlashFam? I think it's difficult, the majority of them has almost the same powers.
Oh easy.
Wally, Bart and Barry.
I think we forget sometimes that the vast majority of the crazy feats of godlike powers we see from speedsters are coming from these three. Wally, Bart and Barry have insane connections to the speedforce and their skill level is unmatched. What these three can do is by no means normal or average. They are op as fuck.
You have to remember that even... let's say Max Mercury is nowhere even remotely near their skill level. And we're talking about Max Mercury. The guy who knows more about the speedforce than anyone else and trained for years to master it. But Max (although he was faster than Bart when Bart was a child) isn't on the same playing field as Wally, Bart and Barry. Max couldn't enter the speedforce without Bart's assistance, Max couldn't leave the speedforce without Barry and Wally's assistance, Max can't time travel to a destination of his own choice, Max can't speed steal or fully pause time, ect ect. Max is one of the most skilled, most knowledgeable, most trained and most respected speedsters of all time. Max is the cream of the crop. You won't find another speedster better than Max. He's a shining example of what's humanely possible for speedsters to achieve.
But Wally, Bart and Barry aren't humanely possible. Those three are insane.
I'm actually going to make a tier list to explain this
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE:
(AKA actually gods. Can do literally every speedster ability. Faster than literally everything. Beyond op.)
Wally West (now), Bart Allen, Barry Allen
TOP LEVEL OF SPEEDSTER ABILITY:
(AKA the top of the top. Insane skills. Insane knowledge. Insane speed. Likely has a vast amount of speedster abilities other than running. Likely faster than most other speedsters. Op af)
Max Mercury, Jay Garrick, Savitar, Eobard Thawne, Thad Thawne, Irey West (future)
ABOVE AVERAGE:
(AKA one of the following: above average speed, above average connection or above average abilities. Likely has one or two speedster abilities other than running. Slightly op but still beatable)
Irey West (now), August Heart, Edward Clariss, Jess Quick, Alinta (future), Hunter Zoloman (when connected), Lia Nelson, Jai West (future)
AVERAGE:
(AKA average connection, average speed, average abilities. Potentially an additional speedforce ability but no crazy speedforce abilities. Not op.)
Wally West (past), Ace West, Avery Ho, Jesse Chambers, Daniel West, Christina Alexandrova, Jenni Ognats, Jai West (now), John Fox, Red Death, Don Allen, Dawn Allen, Meena Dhawan, Anatole, David Edwards (after), Judy Garrick, Bar Torr, Fastbak, Swoosh, Terri Magnus, Sela Allen, Jonathan Allen, Carrie Allen, Barry West, S'Kidd Flash, Thondor Allen, Jace Allen, Blaire Allen, Nora Allen, Agent Flashling, Danica Williams, Cherub
TRIES REALLY HARD:
(AKA normal connection but below average speed and abilities. Extremely beatable.)
Baroness Blitzkrieg, Johnny Chambers, Bebeck, Cassiopeia, Harold Christos, Inertia 2, Killspeed, Mayfly, Millie Heyday, Runaround Sue, Wind, Pellmell, Poprocket, Velocity, Gabriella Rossetti
OH NO:
(AKA needs outside assistance to access speedforce (suit, drugs, formula), faulty connection, connection is killing them, can only access powers for short periods of time, ect)
Jai West (past), Alinta (now), Owen Mercer, Eliza Harmon, Jerry McGee, Meloni Thawne (*see notes), Gregor Gregorovich, Boleslaw Uminski, Joanie Swift, Mas, Menos, David Edwards (previously), Keigo, Ezra Gill, Henry Cosgei, Jaculi, Jaculi 2, Jimmy Olsen, Xane Swift
So yeah, as you can see by this, although all speedsters with a functioning speedforce connection are technically capable of being op, speedsters rarely actually are op.
We're just really used to op speedsters because we're used to whatever the fuck Wally, Bart and Barry have going on. But they are very much not representative of speedsters as a whole.
Do you guys remember how fast Wally used to be? When he was younger and struggling with his speed and stuff? THAT'S THE GODDAMN AVERAGE. Wally AT HIS SLOWEST was still faster than every single goddamn speedster he came across, including Jay, Johnny, Jesse, the Blue Trinity, the Red Trinity, ect. HE JUST WASN'T FASTER THAN BARRY OR EOBARD SO HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE WORST. Because Wally is fucking insane. He's an insane human being. Anyway, Wally at his slowest is the typical representation of an average speedster. That's how they typically are.
#dc#dc comics#speedsters#speedforce#flash fam#ranking#k to explain some things. first none of the names are ranked by order. so I'm not ranking them 1 Wally 2 Bart ect#they're only ranked by category. not ranked within the categories#Irey isn't in the insane category because she's actually not supposed to be faster than Wally. she's just more skilled than him#so shes good (like really good) but she doesn't surpass her fathers speed. so im putting her in top until proven otherwise#lia is in above average despite not having super speed because the stuff she has going on is INSANE#the same thing applies to Jai#Meloni is in oh no because she is technically a speedster?? she's just never used her powers in a comic? but she's listed in universe as#being a speedster and Owen inherited his speed from her. so. idk. my only conclusion is that she doesn't know how to use her speed#or she doesn't use it to spite her father.#mas y menos are in oh no because they need to hold hands to access their powers#oh and Hunter's ranking is soley off of his speedforce connection. not his time powers. Hunter's time powers are insane#i tried to stay main universe but i couldn't resist putting in some alt universe speedsters#oh and Eobard and Thad aren't in the god level because Eobard has been reset meaning that he isn't really timeless like Wally and Bart are#and hes not literally the speedforce like Barry is (no matter how hard he tries)#and Thad isn't there because... well he was a good match for Bart when Bart was really little. but i don't really think Thad is any more#like... even remotely. Bart has surpassed Thad by a lot.#Bart was literally the speedforce at one point. hes insane#also Hunter WAS a god? but for unrelated reasons (his time powers) but getting connected to the speedforce nerfed him
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i think i hauve ocd <- to be read in the i think i hauve covid voice
#[.txt]#burla battuta slash jay etc etc you know#not jokeposting for any specific reason (at the present moment) btw i just like. thought about it for a second#taps the obligatory I am not my own medical professionist and cannot therefore be sure about anything ever + it's tendencies at best#earlier today i had the brilliant illumination of wait do other people straight up not live like this. I didnt realise it properly before#but like the average person does not in fact live Like This. Damn! anyways its on the list for things to ask a professional about
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remember how I said they were putting me in season 4 well actually they just included this bit that implies a hidden romance between moominmamma and my self insert OC who throws knives this is 100% real guys gutsy did this scene specifically for me ok !!!
#smokey talks#moomins#moominvalley season 4 spoilers#unreality#but seriously this scene + the scene where she lists ship parts for the bark boat 🥺💖 i love her augh#i love uploading clips and then making them impossible for the average moomin fan to reblog bc im being annoying 💖#smokey's clips
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